It was Saturday night and the preacher still hadn't been able to
think of a sermon for the next morning.
About 9:00 p.m. he finally said to his wife, 'Dear, I think I've come
up with the perfect sermon! I'm going to give a sermon about
horseback riding!
'She said, 'Don't be silly! You can't give a sermon about
horseback riding!'
He replied, 'Well, it's going to have to do because I've preached
on just about every other subject I can think of.
'The next morning as they were driving to church, she said,
'I can't believe that you're insisting on doing this! You know,
if you're going to give that silly sermon on horseback riding,
I'm just going to stay in the car during the service.'
He said, 'OK, then, suit yourself!', so she stayed in the car!
Entering church before the service, the preacher had a sudden
inspiration and gave a hellfire and brimstone sermon on SEX
that just had the congregation in awe.
As the congregation filed out of the church, some of the
members saw his wife sitting in the car and approached her
window. One of them said, 'Wow! You just missed the best
sermon your husband has ever given!'
She said, 'Yeah, right! What does he know about it! He talks
big, but he's only tried it twice in his life! 'Once before we were
married and once after, and he fell off both times.
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