Now...this is funny!
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katiewent straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather haddied, her grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.'Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. 'Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured the best time to do it was when the churchbells wouldstart to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong. 'She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.'
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Topic: STAY AWAY FROM ICE CREAM TRUCKS (Read 578 times)