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Top Ten Country & Western Songs.
« on: August 02, 2008, 07:25:21 PM »


10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day Long.

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Re: Top Ten Country & Western Songs.
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2008, 08:37:21 PM »
11. You're the reason our baby is ugly.

12. When I'm under the table, I'm still over you.
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Re: Top Ten Country & Western Songs.
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2008, 01:33:21 PM »
13. Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth - I'm Kissing You Goodby.
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Re: Top Ten Country & Western Songs.
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2008, 01:37:03 PM »
14. Get off me daddy, yer crushin my smokes
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Re: Top Ten Country & Western Songs.
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2008, 03:30:56 PM »
15.  If I'd have shot you when I wanted to, I'd be out on parole by now

16.  How can I miss you if you wont leave
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Re: Top Ten Country & Western Songs.
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2008, 04:57:06 PM »
Still like the G&R line:

I used to love her,
But I had to kill her.
I buried her 6 feet under,
and I still hear her complaining! ::) ;D ;)

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Re: Top Ten Country & Western Songs.
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2008, 05:23:24 PM »
Quote from: Hoist! on August 04, 2008, 04:57:06 PM
Still like the G&R line:

I used to love her,
But I had to kill her.
I buried her 6 feet under,
and I still hear her complaining! ::) ;D ;)

Hoist! 8)

Now Howie that there song aint gots no country or hillbilly to it atall.
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Re: Top Ten Country & Western Songs.
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2008, 05:24:21 PM »
Quote from: Unbalanced on August 02, 2008, 07:25:21 PM

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day Long.



Harry since when do you wear a cowboy hat.  :nixweiss:   :D
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Re: Top Ten Country & Western Songs.
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2008, 08:35:20 PM »
Quote from: Gettinold on August 04, 2008, 05:23:24 PM
Now Howie that there song aint gots no country or hillbilly to it atall.

HeHe! yeah Dave, but I always got a kick out of it! Probably about as country as I know too! ::) ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Top Ten Country & Western Songs.
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2008, 10:13:40 PM »
17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
18. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus
19. She Got the Gold Mine, and I Got the Shaft
20. There Ain't No Waste in My Baby's Love Canal
21. Here's a Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
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Re: Top Ten Country & Western Songs.
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2008, 04:59:59 AM »
Quote from: Screamin on August 04, 2008, 10:13:40 PM
17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
18. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus
19. She Got the Gold Mine, and I Got the Shaft
20. There Ain't No Waste in My Baby's Love Canal
21. Here's a Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares

22.  Heres My Cell Phone Call Someone Who Cares
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