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Great Quotes
« on: August 07, 2008, 10:18:46 AM »
Mini movie on famous quotes:

http://www.greatquotesmovie.com/


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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2008, 10:42:30 AM »
"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk."

Jack Handy
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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2008, 10:42:58 AM »
"If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness."

Jack Handy
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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2008, 10:46:38 AM »
Wow! "Deep Thoughts" Mike! ;D ;D ;D ;)

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2008, 10:56:18 AM »
"The person living in the house next door to you could be homeless and you'd never know it.  I found out my wife of 21 years was homeless"

Southpark
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"I don't mind coming to work,
But that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch."

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2008, 12:31:09 PM »
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2008, 12:38:03 PM »
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.
Steve Martin
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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2008, 12:47:37 PM »
"Quit your crying or I'll give you something to cry about!"

-Dad
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"I don't mind coming to work,
But that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch."

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2008, 12:48:07 PM »
Quote from: Jester Whisperer on August 07, 2008, 12:47:37 PM
"Quit your crying or I'll give you something to cry about!"

-Dad

"Quit your crying or I'll give you something to cry about!"
-Mom
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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2008, 12:55:17 PM »
Quote from: Jester Whisperer on August 07, 2008, 10:56:18 AM
"The person living in the house next door to you could be homeless and you'd never know it.  I found out my wife of 21 years was homeless"

Southpark

Cartman: No kitty, this is my pot pie. No kitty, you bad kitty. No kitty, it's my pot pie. Mom, kitty is being a dildo
Cartman's Mom: Well then, I know a certain kitty, kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight.
Cartman: What?

Southpark
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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2008, 12:59:12 PM »
Quote from: Ed Grimley on August 07, 2008, 12:31:09 PM
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Rodney Dangerfield


"I remember the 1st time I had sex.  I was scared.  Boy, was I scared, I was all alone!"

-Rodney Dangerfield
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"I don't mind coming to work,
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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2008, 12:59:43 PM »
Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.
South Park
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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2008, 01:03:27 PM »
"mmmmm, I'm not feeling it"
-Binx

after she chastised me for burning her marshmallow stick in Long Lake when I was cleaning up upon which I retrieved the burning stick and told her she'd better make more s'mores since she wanted it back.
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"I don't mind coming to work,
But that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch."

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2008, 01:04:42 PM »
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
Mitch Hedberg
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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2008, 01:19:20 PM »
Movie Quotes........ Here is one of my favorites from Young Frankenstein

Dr. Frankenstein (Gene Wilder): "You know, I don't mean to embarrass you, but I'm, ah, rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I could help you with that hump."
Igor (Marty Feldman): "What hump?"
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