LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN
A grade school teacher in Gainesboro Tn. asked her students to use
the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's
farm, And we all saw his pet sheep, it was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
'fascinate', not 'fascinating'.'
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City
and I was fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use
the word 'fascinate', not 'fascinated'.
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had
been burned by Little Johnny befor e. She finally decided there was no way
he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.
Johnny said, "Miss Smith, That sweater you got on has ten buttons, but
your tits are so big you can only fasten eight".
The teacher sat down and cried.
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