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Tampons
« on: February 03, 2004, 05:02:41 PM »

A biker walks into a convenience at about 2:30 in the morning.  He walks up to the cashier and asks "Where are your tampons?"  The clerk goes, "Right down on aisle three, on the end to the left."  Biker disappears down the aisle and finally, about 45 min. later he returns carrying toilet paper and cotton balls.  The cashier starts to ring him up and goes, "You know, I know it's none of my business, but I thought you were here for tampons."  Biker goes, "Well, last week I sent my ol' lady out for smokes and she comes back with ziz zags and tobacco, by God that woman can roll her own too." 8)

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Re: Tampons
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2004, 11:06:55 AM »

Too funny.
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Re: Tampons
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2012, 04:46:47 AM »

 :huepfenlol2: :huepfenjump3:
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Re: Tampons
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2012, 07:51:38 AM »

I bet he would get his ass kicked when he got home. Never mess with a woman that time of the month...
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Re: Tampons
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2012, 07:55:08 AM »

It's rare a biker gets his azz kicked,,,   But by a woman,,, that woulda been fun to watch.  :huepfenjump3:
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Re: Tampons
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2012, 01:24:51 PM »

 :vrolijk27: :lipsrsealed2: :zHole:
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Re: Tampons
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2013, 12:30:54 PM »

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