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[miker]

Wonder if Ron Popeel.... Peepole....  Poppl... damn it... Purphole... Peephole.... chit... I'll get it; Ron P.....


Wonder if that dipchit (very rich dipchit) from the infomercial would market it for me ?

QUICK GET BILLY EFFIN SCREAMIN MAYS!  THATS NOT ALL! 

[Twolanerider]

Years ago was following a guy who kicked a skunk accidentally.  Guess he threw those boots away.  

Years ago I toed a cup standing upright on the side of the road thinking it would be funny for the soda or water or whatever to splash back on the guy behind.  Never occurred to me that someone might have actually wizzed in a cup.  Guy behind was not pleased.

[Twolanerider]

QUICK GET BILLY EFFIN SCREAMIN MAYS!  THATS NOT ALL! 

Screw it.  Will get the Coyote to market it through Acme.

[iski]

Years ago I toed a cup standing upright on the side of the road thinking it would be funny for the soda or water or whatever to splash back on the guy behind.  Never occurred to me that someone might have actually wizzed in a cup.  Guy behind was not pleased.

Damn roadside cup wizzers.  Reminds me of dirt bike days following a guy who was wizzing while riding.  Not good to follow too close.

[JesterDecor]

It's another one of those Secret Initial Societies (SIS) deals, JD.  The SIS is responsible for making up initials for all kinds of crappola & then rarely explaining what the initials really stand for.  Most of the SIS employees are former federal folks "who are here to help us".  Their heads are chock full of initials & they don't know what else to do with them.  Not sure if they include KY due to the initial problem potential with those 2.   

Just recently I was leading a group of riders in the WTFAWT? (Where the F**k Are We Tribe?) and we almost got lost.  Go figure?   

*LMAO*... that must mean you have "Jill the ZUMO bitch" leading the way??? *ack* Let's say it all together....re-calc-u-lating!! *hands over ears*

[JesterDecor]

Damn roadside cup wizzers.  Reminds me of dirt bike days following a guy who was wizzing while riding.  Not good to follow too close.

Sheesh, and HogBreath swears that the world is his toilet! I'm thinking it's kinda a guy thang?? (I hear AJ agrees tho )

[iski]

*LMAO*... that must mean you have "Jill the ZUMO bitch" leading the way??? *ack* Let's say it all together....re-calc-u-lating!! *hands over ears*

Jill the Zumo Bitch was very fond f me at first.  She sweet talked me into believing she REALLY liked me.  Always helpful and she seemed so happy when I finally arrived wherever.

Since then she has tried to lead me down dirt roads to nowhere and screams "off route, recalculate" for no apparent reason like the petulant surly bitch she truly is.  I may buy her some candy for Valentines to see if it helps.

[iski]

Sheesh, and HogBreath swears that the world is his toilet! I'm thinking it's kinda a guy thang?? (I hear AJ agrees tho )

My main rule is:  never live anywhere ya can't take a wizz off'n the back porch.  I forget the rest of them, but that one I remember.

[JesterDecor]

Jill the Zumo Bitch was very fond f me at first.  She sweet talked me into believing she REALLY liked me.  Always helpful and she seemed so happy when I finally arrived wherever.

Since then she has tried to lead me down dirt roads to nowhere and screams "off route, recalculate" for no apparent reason like the petulant surly bitch she truly is.  I may buy her some candy for Valentines to see if it helps.

Yeah....she seems to lure one in with high hopes and forgiveness of her ineptitude thru that "honeymoon period". But damn it all and riding in circles and u-turns that make no sense!

Candy bribes? Let me know. I keep having vivid dreams of tossing her sorry a$$ of the bike and just going where the wind takes us??? Then I wake up and Hogbreath is screwing around with her and maps or something! She's evil and lures in the unsuspecting, I'm convinced that it's hypnosis *grumbling* 

[iski]

Yeah....she seems to lure one in with high hopes and forgiveness of her ineptitude thru that "honeymoon period". But damn it all and riding in circles and u-turns that make no sense!

Candy bribes? Let me know. I keep having vivid dreams of tossing her sorry a$$ of the bike and just going where the wind takes us??? Then I wake up and Hogbreath is screwing around with her and maps or something! She's evil and lures in the unsuspecting, I'm convinced that it's hypnosis *grumbling* 

She is some sort of Alien Voice and is using mind control to rule the motorcycle world most likely.  Like the Sy-reens in "O Brother Where Art Thou?"



I believe she may have tried to change me into a toad once......

[LRebel]

My main rule is:  never live anywhere ya can't take a wizz off'n the back porch.  I forget the rest of them, but that one I remember.

Good Rule!

Mine is similar..... Need to be able to set on the back porch naked in my BVD's (taking a whizz off the porch is just a side benefit)

And, being able to shoot a deer from the back porch ain't bad either

[JesterDecor]

She is some sort of Alien Voice and is using mind control to rule the motorcycle world most likely.  Like the Sy-reens in "O Brother Where Art Thou?"



I believe she may have tried to change me into a toad once......

You have NO idea how appropriate that comment is .....   

[iski]

Good Rule!

Mine is similar..... Need to be able to set on the back porch naked in my BVD's (taking a whizz off the porch is just a side benefit)

And, being able to shoot a deer from the back porch ain't bad either

Shooting deer off the back porch is even better! 

[iski]

You have NO idea how appropriate that comment is .....   

 

Usually my comments make no sense or are inappropriate.  Even a blind hog finds an acorn sometimes.....

But not if he depends on Zumo Jill Bitch.  He'd starve freakin' to death.

[JesterDecor]

Usually my comments make no sense or are inappropriate.  Even a blind hog finds an acorn sometimes.....

But not if he depends on Zumo Jill Bitch.  He'd starve freakin' to death.

You're a blind hog?? Well, I guess being on a harley with Jill the Zumo bitch would make you a blind hog rider!!

Whew time for a cheri-tini in honor of binxies bday!! Love you binxie!! And now I'm kinda hungry too. WOOHHOOOO....Legend's chicken wings!! Wonder if they deliver to WKY??  No worries! I'll check the receipt