What is the strangest thing that you have hit while riding?

Last night I was on my way home from work and struck of all things a wild Turkey. I was cruising about 55 - 60 mph and saw a big a s s turkey jump out of the ditch and I started to slow up...knowing that another one had to be coming out. Sure enough WAM! Blood, guts, everywhere all over my bike, and me. It was sick.
I never felt like I was going to loose control of the bike, but I absolutely felt the hit. The turkey I hit was a smaller one...Thank God. If I had hit the 1st one that jumped out...it may have knocked me off balance. I did not take any pictures of the bike or the turkey… All I wanted to do was get the junk off my bike, and me. When I got home my wife was like "oh my god are you OK” I told her I was fine and then we went out and looked at the bike...no damage just blood and guts all over the front wheel and forks. It was just under the headlamp. NASTY...
Cleaned the bike with some soap and water...good as new. As for my pants and shirt…well we will see. Washing them a second time.
I think my next strangest thing would be a buddy hit a bat once and it just about caused him to come off of his bike. Struck him in the face. That was bad. I busted his face up good.