After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all
his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the
big city.
In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in
it.
Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the
image staring back at him, 'How about that! Here's
a picture of my
daddy.'
He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his
daddy, but on the way home he remembered his wife
didn't like his father, so he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.
His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to
the barn.
One day after her husband left, she searched the barn
and found the mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed,
'So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin'
around with.
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Topic: Tennessee Hillbilly Humor (Read 648 times)