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WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12
« on: September 11, 2008, 02:14:30 PM »

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.They happen to
walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which
the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use
them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.
 
Yes, I've heard of  that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks
up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad
replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday,
and one for Sunday."
 
"Cool" says the boy. He! notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who
are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO
for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
 
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy,
"then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
 
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for
January, one for February, one for March......."
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Re: WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2008, 11:18:47 PM »

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Re: WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2008, 11:58:34 AM »

Of course, there's the one pack.




Young guys buy it hoping they'll get their first chance.





Old guys buy it hoping they'll get their last chance!
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Re: WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2008, 12:03:02 PM »

I heard Rush tell a joke on the air long ago . . .

Why is it that you don't use Crisco as a lubricant with a condom?

It's shortening!
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Re: WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2008, 10:41:01 PM »

And here all this time I thought the 12 pack was for Bill Clinton on a Friday night!

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