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A man died and went to heaven. As
he stood in front of St. Peter at the  Pearly Gates, he saw
a huge wall of clocks behind him. 
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' 
 
St. Peter answered,
'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a  Lie-Clock. Every time you lie
the hands on your clock will move.' 
'Oh,' said the man,
'whose clock is that?'  'That's Mother
Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating  that she never told a
lie.' 
 
'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?' 
 
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands  have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire  life.' 
'Where's Senator
Obama's clock?' asked the man. 
'Obama's clock is in
Jesus' office.  He's using it as a ceiling fan.

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