Three guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one
wanted to room with John because he snored so badly. They decided it
wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they
voted to take turns.
The first guy slept in John's room and came to breakfast the next
morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said,
'Man, what happened to you?' He said, 'John snored so loudly, I just sat
up and watched him all night.'
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing
-- hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, 'Man, what
happened to you? You look awful!' He said, 'Man, that John shakes the
roof. I sat up and watched him all night.'
The third night was last guy's turn. The next morning he came to breakfast
bright eyed and bushy tailed, looking well rested. 'Good morning,' he
said. They couldn't believe it! They said, 'Man, what happened? How did
you get a good night's sleep?' He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I
went over and tucked John into bed, pinched him on the ass and kissed
him good night. He sat up and watched me all night.
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