The Moped
An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years
old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and
asks, 'What kind of car ya got there, sonny ?'
The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a
million dollars!'
'That's a lot of money,' says the old man.
'Why does it cost so much?'
'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!' states the doctor proudly.
The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside ?'
'No problem,' replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and
looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the
old man says, 'That's a pretty nice car, all right... but
I'll stick with my Moped!'
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to
show the old man just what his car can do. He floors
it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads
160 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror.
It seems to be getting closer!
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly
WHOOOOSSSHHH! Something whips by him
going much faster !
'What on earth could be going faster than my
Ferrari?' the doctor asks himself.
He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the
Ferrari up to 250 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old
man on the Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, He gives
it more gas and passes the Moped at 275 mph. He was
feeling pretty good until he looked in his mirror and
saw the old man gaining on him AGAIN !
Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the
gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320
mph.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing
down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and
there's nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his
Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.
The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably The
old man is still alive.
He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says,
'I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you ?'
The old man whispers,
'Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror."
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