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[Unbalanced]

  A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with
  four young Mothers and their small children. 'You all have
  obsessions,' he observed.
 
  To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with
  eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.'
 
  He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with
  money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name,
 Penny.'
 
  He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is
  alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name,
  Brandy.'
 
  At this point, the fourth mother, Janna, quietly got up,
  took her little boy by the hand and whispered,
  'Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking
  about. Let's go pick up Peter and Willy from school and go
  get dinner.'

[mrigeo]

Hate to ask, but are they having weiners for dinner? 

[AXIL]

  franks

[mrigeo]

Frank's what?
Oh wait, better not go there.........