Tater suckin fool, disprespect the donut at your own peril...
I don't know this for a fact, but it makes total sense so it must be true (ski, please snopes it) but I was told (thats a lie, I am making this up) that the guy who invented the donut was eating Tater Tots and wanted to keep them warm, so he wrapped a dough blanket around them...
When it started to get cold, he dropped it in grease to reheat the tater tot. Then when the fat nasty cleaning guy came in, he saw all the fried dough, dipped them in sugar and ate them. Hence, to date all folks who eat tater tots are creative and resourceful - donut eaters are like janitors, or worse.
And if you don't believe that, then you sir are worse than hitler, (any Red Eye fans?)
I am betting this doesn't hold up to Snopes, but since it is now on the internet, it must be true.
Sean