Says you! Thats why they make coffee, for which to imerse said "stale" donut into....Your blatant disregard for one of the royal foods may get you blended scotch on your visit..Haarumpf!
Harumph! Again for extra emphasis I double your harumph with: haarumph, haarumph!! Donuts are ok, I like donuts. Now they will never be like pie - unless there is a donut pie & then that would be different.
Anyway, I don't drink Scotch due to having a set of taste buds that actually work so any Scotch poured in my general direction is wasted. I be a bourbon drinker when the mood hits which ain't too often since the bourbon hits when I drink it way too often.
Disclosure: I purchased 4 dozen donuts from Krispy Kreme just last Saturday & personally ate 3 or more of them in their warm gooey state of freshness. However, dunking a donut is likely against my religion due to a disdain for soggy donuts & yeasty floury coffee. Haruuumph!