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[MUFFMAN]

Hooters food is average at best IMO. But, I usually don't go there to eat.    THE MUFFMAN

[miker]

Cheapo bastit, "gimme a cigar huh mikey" mine aren't in yet...But they were, this I knew so
I gave him the dirty sanchez last night...Very funny(to me)

[iski]

The Dirty Sanchez, eh?


Something for him to remember.

[miker]

It was kinda a  bummer I showered after work before I got there, I had a good case of the "rut" feetznazz goin...

[iski]

[miker]

It rectum all right!  He coughed up 2 nice pad annies and 2 sammy ocktoberfests with the promise I never ever do that again..

[iski]

[SPIDERMAN]

Anyone know why Hoist felt he needed to start a separate thread on Hijacking threads ? Every thread on the site gets hijacked sooner or later

B B

[Lil-Bit]

I'm starting this thread because of something that happened to me this morning. It is a story about a cheap SOB I know casually. Please post any stories you have in a similar vein.

I had breakfast at the local diner this morning more to get out of the house than for the food. I went by myself, but was joined shortly after arriving by a guy I know casually from the local H-D scene. At the end of the meal, my check was $9.64 so I left two bucks on the table and took a 10 to pay at the register. This guy takes one of the dollars from under my coffee cup and places it on his side of the table saying. " you always tip too much and I don't want to break a $20 to leave a tip "  I walked up to the register , paid my bill and went back and left the other $0.36 on top of my bill thinking at least I was leaving the waitress 15% that way. I was so nonplussed, I couldn't think of a thing to say to the guy who "tipped" the waitress with my money.

B B

   That guy was sooooo wrong to do that!! 

[iski]

Anyone know why Hoist felt he needed to start a separate thread on Hijacking threads ? Every thread on the site gets hijacked sooner or later

B B

It was my idea. 

Maybe I should start a thread on stealing borrowing thread ideas?


My wife & I split popcorn, a drink, and Milk Duds last time at the movies - does that make me cheap?

[SPIDERMAN]

It was my idea. 

Maybe I should start a thread on stealing borrowing thread ideas?


My wife & I split popcorn, a drink, and Milk Duds last time at the movies - does that make me cheap?

Nope, girls love it when a guy shares

B B

[icybay]

Nope, girls love it when a guy shares

B B

You got it backwards, the guy loves it when the girls share

[miker]

You got it backwards, the guy loves it when the girls share

Yesh!

[FLYNDYNA]

Used to have a "friend" who would borrow money all the time, or didn't have money when ordering food. Whenever you would ask from money back, he would explain how "friends don't owe friends"...then one day we were heading somewhere and I asked him to put $10.00 worth of gas in my car (Pinto Station Wagon, school-bus orange with real simulated wood-panel sides, I was the envy of everyone in high school...) two days later he asked if I had that ten dollars I had borrowed...effin cheap bastid!!! I said "friends don't owe friends"...he said "real friends pay their debts"...last time I saw him I told him I would kill him if he ever came around me again...

[FLYNDYNA]

Oh, and I usualy tip at least 30% if the service is good, been known to tip 100% if the service was excellent...