Elderly Mrs. Murphy goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her
husband's sex drive.
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a
headache."
"No problem." replies the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee, he won't
even taste it. Try it and then call me in a week to let me know how things
went."
A week later, Mrs. Murphy calls the doctor and he inquired as to how
things went.
"Oh, faith and bejaysus and begorrah, it was terrible, just terrible,
doctor."
"What happened?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect
was immediate. He jumped straight up, with a gleam in his eye and with his
pants bulging fiercely!!! He swept the cutlery off the table, at the same
time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make wild, mad, passionate
love to me on the tabletop for hours!!! It was terrible!"
"What was terrible?" said the doctor. "Was the sex not good?"
"Oh no, doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll
never be able to show me face in Starbucks again
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