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[110tHunDer]

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[grc]

103T,

You are aware that posting this could cause severe headaches, right?  It will tend to precipitate comments such as "Boy, those were the days" , etc. , and could result in people sleeping on the couch.

Jerry

[110tHunDer]

Jerry,

No, I thought it might be good for Chip to print this out and put it on the refrigerator door in the days leading up to his wedding.

103t

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[hd2003-se2005]

HA               HA

[CVO_BAGR]

My anniversary is the 22nd.....I'm going to put a copy of this into her card I give her ! That should either fix things, make things worse or get me hospitalized....I'll let ya'll know how it turns out... [smiley=laugh.gif]

[grc]

My anniversary is the 22nd.....I'm going to put a copy of this into her card I give her ! That should either fix things, make things worse or get me hospitalized....I'll let ya'll know how it turns out... [smiley=laugh.gif]

If anyone is taking bets, I'm betting on hospitalization.    [smiley=laugh.gif]

[Coolbreeze]

I don't see what's funny about this.  It seems to be just what my wife does, and she's a good girl!

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[hd-dude]

My anniversary is the 22nd.....I'm going to put a copy of this into her card I give her ! That should either fix things, make things worse or get me hospitalized....I'll let ya'll know how it turns out... [smiley=laugh.gif]

You're a brave man 103! [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]

[110tHunDer]

....I'll let ya'll know how it turns out... [smiley=laugh.gif]

So, you think you'll still be able to type? [smiley=shocked2.gif]

[Tonys]

My anniversary is the 22nd.....I'm going to put a copy of this into her card I give her ! That should either fix things, make things worse or get me hospitalized....I'll let ya'll know how it turns out... [smiley=laugh.gif]

I'm betting its the couch after you get out of the hospital [smiley=beerchug.gif]

[HarleyGirl]

I am thinking you will have alot of time for typing because my guess you will be getting the silent treatment. Now I no why I am single.[smiley=curtain.gif]

[CVO_BAGR]

OK...OK...I couldn't wait for the anniversary...i just read this to her....SHE'S NOT AMUSED !! Geez...come to think of it if she did agree with it we wouldn't have anything to argue about ha-ha ....I guess being a bachelor, not taking no crap and "playing" the field until I was 33 has me spoiled thinking things could actually return to something on this level....GOD I MISS THE WALTON'S !! [smiley=laugh.gif]

[grc]

OK...OK...I couldn't wait for the anniversary...i just read this to her....[bgcolor=Yellow]SHE'S NOT AMUSED [/bgcolor]!!  [smiley=laugh.gif]

103B,

Just one question - was it the garage or the couch last night?  

For future reference, I'd like to pass along a little knowledge that I've picked up after 39 years with the same woman.  There are two simple rules for male / female relationships that will make life much smoother.

RULE #1 :  Women are by nature always smarter than men.  In any disagreement or dispute, THE WOMAN IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

RULE #2 :  On those occassions when you know absolutely, beyond any shadow of a doubt, that you are correct, REFER TO RULE #1.

[Tonys]

103B,

Just one question - was it the garage or the couch last night?  

For future reference, I'd like to pass along a little knowledge that I've picked up after 39 years with the same woman.  There are two simple rules for male / female relationships that will make life much smoother.

RULE #1 :  Women are by nature always smarter than men.  In any disagreement or dispute, THE WOMAN IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

RULE #2 :  On those occassions when you know absolutely, beyond any shadow of a doubt, that you are correct, REFER TO RULE #1.

How True! and I add a 3rd...when in a "discussion" you end it with"Yes dear, you're right, I was wrong" [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

[displacing air]

When my wifes mad...I act the same as if I am getting a ticket from an Officer of the Law.
I look straight ahead and answer questions with simple but short yes or no...until I find out what I am being accused of.