My wife is so sorry you said that word. Because now and for the next hour I will recite lines from one of my favorite films:
Pomade Vendor: I can get the part from Bristol. It'll take two weeks, here's your pomade.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Two weeks? That don't do me no good.
Pomade Vendor: Nearest Ford auto man's Bristol.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Hold on, I don't want this pomade. I want Dapper Dan.
Pomade Vendor: I don't carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, I don't want Fop, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
Pomade Vendor: Watch your language, young feller, this is a public market. Now if you want Dapper Dan, I can order it for you, have it in a couple of weeks.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!

HeHe!!! O Brother, Where Art Thou? Really funny flick!
Everett: [about the toad] I'm not sure that's Pete.
Delmar: Of course it's Pete! Look at him!... We gotta find some kind of wizard can change him back.
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Everett: You can't display a toad in a fine restaurant like this! Why, the good folks here would go right off the feed!
Delmar: I just don't think it's right keeping him under wraps like we's ashamed of him.
Everett: Well, if it is Pete, I am ashamed of him! Way I see it, he got what he deserved, fornicating with some whore of Babylon. These things don't happen for no reason, Delmar. It's obviously some kinda judgment on his character.
Delmar: Well, the two of us was fixin' to fornicate!
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[Inside the theater, with both talking in stage whispers, each word drawn out]
Pete: Do...not...seek...the...treasure.
Delmar: We...thought...you...was...a...toad!

Hoist!
