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6 Truths of Life
« on: November 13, 2008, 04:58:14 PM »
6 Truths of Life





1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.






2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.






3. And discover the first truth is a lie.






4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.










5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.







6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.



I apologize about this .

I'm an idiot and I needed company ...
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Re: 6 Truths of Life
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2008, 05:00:39 PM »
Quote from: JCZ on November 13, 2008, 04:58:14 PM
6 Truths of Life





1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.






2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.






3. And discover the first truth is a lie.






4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.










5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.







6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.



I apologize about this .

I'm an idiot and I needed company ...


Well, at least I stopped at #4 JC!!! ::) ;D ;D ;D

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Re: 6 Truths of Life
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2008, 05:03:11 PM »
What if your teeth are in the bathroom?
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Re: 6 Truths of Life
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2008, 05:04:16 PM »
Quote from: BalDeagle on November 13, 2008, 05:03:11 PM
What if your teeth are in the bathroom?

You'd need a really long tongue then Nige!!! ::) ;D ;D ;D

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Re: 6 Truths of Life
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2008, 06:05:35 PM »
Quote from: BalDeagle on November 13, 2008, 05:03:11 PM
What if your teeth are in the bathroom?
It's still a lie! ;D They didn't say you couldn't go get them. :D
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I skipped #5 and am still smiling ;D
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Re: 6 Truths of Life
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2008, 10:16:08 AM »
#1 is true for most of us, you aren't idiots after all.  My wisdom teeth were discarded as medical waste at the oral surgeons office and are in some medical landfill somewhere.  I definitely can't touch them with my tongue.
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