Well,,,yesterday I was inclined to come up with a few angry names for my 04 sweetheart.
. She managed to get me a speeding ticket, the first for 30 years.
.. It was just me and my pumpkin sweet heart out for a afternoon ride, just me and her... We were chugging along with traffic on 113 and my baby came up behind a few desiel trucks. I was just fine putting along at 65 but my sweetheart just couldn't handle all the yucky diesel fumes being sucked into her throaty intake, so suddenly she took controll of her throtal and accerlated with all her might to free her from all the bad desiel fumes. When she got passed the second 18 wheeler she wanted to remind me of how big her beautiful cubes were so she proudly displayed 103 on her speed display. My baby was doing so well, I just let her have all controll and suddenly realized that a CHP had more love for my baby than I. He was chasing her with all his big manly red lights and wanted her to stop. I had to take control of her so I pulled her off to the side. When Mr CHP game up, he asked her if she knew how fast she was going.. My baby just sat there, not saying a word, I quickly realize my so called sweetheart baby is now throwing me under the bus and expecting me to take all the blame. So I said Mr. officer, im sorry, im not quite sure how fast she was going (i was holding my nose from growing a mile) my baby took me out for a relaxing ride after working a long day and she came behind a couple 18 wheelers and she was getting all choked up with their yucky deciel fumes. She tried to hold back but just couldn't take the smell so she accelerated with all her might to get around them, when she got around them and to the crest of the hill she was slowing to resume the speed limit. Mr. officer then states "this is not a two lane highway" why is your sweetheart in such a hurry when she has miles of multiple lanes to drive free in. I said Mr Officer, she will have answer that, and she just sat there not saying a word. Mr officer than asked me for all of her paper work and 5 mins latter he said, I'm not giving your sweetheart a ticket today but i am giving her operator a speed violation for doing 84 in a 65. He then explains, a violation of 85 or over would void the option to take traffic school which erases the violation. I think Mr CHP had a little crush on my baby, he could have thrown the book at us.... The moral of this story,,, Keep your sweetheart in control at all time, she can get you in bad trouble.
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