BAH HUM BUG 

That's what my wife says about me because I refuse to put up Christmas lights.
My roof is a 12/12 pitch.... it's steep and a long way up there. If I fall off the roof I might not be able to pay for the house

And we live in the country - 400 ft back off the road... it's not like we have a lot of neighbors to impress.
Christmas lights are cool... I just don't want to spend a whole weekend and $$$ to put them up just to have to take them back down in three weeks.
And the whole Christmas Tree deal... my wife spent $$$$ to have a 10ft tall "nice tree". I have actually re-named our formal living room the "Christmas Tree" room... we loose the use of whole room at Christmas time. The tree goes up - takes the wife a full day to decorate... and then it comes back down in three weeks and I have to put all the boxes back up in the attic
I'm thinking that maybe we should just leave the tree up all year round. We could take the Christmas decoration off after Christmas -- then put little
red hearts on it for Valentine's Day -- Then
green shamrocks on it for St. Patricks Day -- Hang
Easter Eggs on it for Easter -- And maybe
fireworks on it for Independence Day -- and... well you get the idea. Why spend all that $$$$ and all the work for a short three week period

Yours Truly,
Ebenezer Scrooge 