True story
Back around 1991, 92 or so, I got back from Daytona Bike Week and stopped in at the shop at Mike's Cycles in Buxton Maine to share some pics and BS a bit with Mike. Hell of wrench by the way for any of you Mainuhs and he's still in business on Rt 112 . Anyway, there was a Heritage with dents all over it, smashed out headlight, tailight, directions, mirrors, you name it. It was really beat up. One of Mike's customers had taken off for Bikeweek with his "girlfriend" leaving wifey behind AND being so stupid as to leave his Harley in the garage where it always was. Well somehow the wife found out where hubby was and took a ball peen hammer to his H-D. Fortunately she either ran out of steam or just didn't think of it because she didn't touch the motor. Repairing the H-D however turned out to be the least expensive part of him getting a divorce.
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