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[hard10]

This was not the image I wanted before going to bed.

[MIKEYTEE]

I understand from the pool boy, Juan whose 3rd couzin Jose's seester Carmella's burro is being rented by a bald gringo with tattoos who talks funny and has a bra hanging around his neck. The gringo smelled of tacos and tequila and kept saying something about pulling a hogs' breath out of by with the backside of a b**ch ( couldn't understand in translation ).
I'll know more when Carmella calls Juan back, in the meantime just keep watching the web cam. told Juan to get them to send pictures.
Mike
 

[HogBreath]

Don, we looked for the tricycles, but none were to be found. So we did the next best thing, we rented a Hummer. We knew a local who drove us on a three hour ride down a dirt road to a very beautiful pristine beach while we drank Mexican Christmas beers. The place was untouched by human hands. The beach went as far as the eyes could see. The waves were crashing on the shores. This place was untouched by humans. It was a post card in real life.

Until our amigo gave the keys to a certain drunken city boy. Ever seen a Hummer throw rooster tails 40' high? Ever been stuck in a Hummer 40 miles from he nearest town of 20 people in Mexico? He gets out of the Hummer...With his hands on his hips--What ya think Ken? We're going to have to dig her out?

To which I reply---What's this WE chit? You got a turd in your pocket?

[HogBreath]

OH...and we happen to have it on video. 

[Fired00d]

OH...and we happen to have it on video. 

Put it on YouTube so we can post the link here.

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

[Hoist!]

HeHe!!! Got 3 videos of donuts, rooster tails and then getting that POS Hummer stuck in the sand! I never needed 4 Mexicans, a Quad, 4 planks, and 2 shovels before! But I did wind up getting em just when I needed em!

How do ya post a U-Tube?

Hoist!

[Twolanerider]

Don, we looked for the tricycles, but none were to be found. So we did the next best thing, we rented a Hummer. We knew a local who drove us on a three hour ride down a dirt road to a very beautiful pristine beach while we drank Mexican Christmas beers. The place was untouched by human hands. The beach went as far as the eyes could see. The waves were crashing on the shores. This place was untouched by humans. It was a post card in real life.

Until our amigo gave the keys to a certain drunken city boy. Ever seen a Hummer throw rooster tails 40' high? Ever been stuck in a Hummer 40 miles from he nearest town of 20 people in Mexico? He gets out of the Hummer...With his hands on his hips--What ya think Ken? We're going to have to dig her out?

To which I reply---What's this WE chit? You got a turd in your pocket?

Oh boy, almost don't want pictures or videos.  The sounds and pictures already in my head of what this scene could have been are already so funny I think I got injured laughing at it.   

[Hoist!]

Oh boy, almost don't want pictures or videos.  The sounds and pictures already in my head of what this scene could have been are already so funny I think I got injured laughing at it.   

HeHe!!! Believe me Don, you WANNA see THESE!!!

Hoist!

[Twolanerider]

HeHe!!! Believe me Don, you WANNA see THESE!!!

Hoist!

Ok, properly stoked now.  I am so glad you got pictures .

[SPIDERMAN]

After reading three or four threads about Hoist and Hogbreath in Mexico and not finding any particulars other than some drug induced halucinations from people NOT in attendance as to what/where/who/why, I think Howie, Binx,Ken and JD went to Mexico together. Not sure why or if a why was even part of the equation. I'm a little slow most Sunday mornins anyway, so this is a good excuse to fire up a couple extra brain cells.

B B