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[Twolanerider]

Trying to imagine the quiet, sedate, relaxing trip that Howie, Ken, Cheri and Binx are taking to Mexico..  PLEASE.....  Feel FREE to share what you've heard also.  So far apparently last night went like this:

Well.....  there was a problem.  Ken had bet Howie he could get to the restaurant faster.  Binx and JD had told the boys "none of that chit on vacation!"  The boys conveniently couldn't hear them.

So they got outside the hotel and, unfortunately for the local children, the only thing on the street were two tricycles.  Ken looks at Howie, Howie looks at Ken; and it's on.  There they go, bald and bibs pedaling for all they're worth down a Mexican sidewalk.  Pinatas knocked one way, taco stands destroyed another and a squad a Federales in chase behind them yelling "stop you stupid drunken gringos."  The cops weren't really annoyed yet, until the guy in the leather bibs yelled back "I ain't even really started drinking yet you slow pokes."

Back at the top of the hill Binx looks at Cheri and Cheri looks at Binx and, almost in unison, they both shrug their shoulders and say "Spa?"  And off they go washing their hands of the whole mess.

At the bottom of the hill (yes, of course there is a hill) is where it started getting weird.  One tricycle went out of control and destroyed a tshirt shop somehow managing to completely the remove the thirt worn by the proprietess in the process.  The other tricycle keeps going on downhill toward the beach as touristers and locals marvel at a scruffy creature with a beer in his hand wearing leather bibs going "Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!" and pedaling like a madman.

The cops gathered up Howie at the site of the tshirt shop devestation and now naked senorita but are concerned about potential diplomatic status because his own tshirt reads:

Don't F with Mr. Zero!
Moderator for a Day!

Down at the beach there's a crowd gathered thinking a new boardwalk attraction has suddenly opened.  Parents were placing their small happily coo-ing children on the heels of the new "rocking boot ride."  Seems Ken did a sand induced end-o, went over the bars and was buried head first in the beach.  Only thing showing was his bare leg exposed leather cut off beach bibs with his boots sticking out the end.  He thought it tickled when parents kept dropping peso coins down his pant legs for the kiddie rides.

[Boatman]

Don, you are one crazy sumbeech.  Keep up the good work.   
(Sounds possible to me).

[miker]

Don, you missed or mixed your Ritalin didn't you? 

Thank goodness, it is a little quiet here without the Monster around...

Happy Festivus.   

[Twolanerider]

Don, you missed or mixed your Ritalin didn't you? 

Thank goodness, it is a little quiet here without the Monster around...

Happy Festivus.   

Ritalin isn't a mixer ?

Who knew ?

[miker]

Or is it a garnish? Like an olive or little paper umbrella...
I wonder if the kids are getting little paper sombrero's with thier beverages??

[MIKEYTEE]

Trying to imagine the quiet, sedate, relaxing trip that Howie, Ken, Cheri and Binx are taking to Mexico..  PLEASE.....  Feel FREE to share what you've heard also.  So far apparently last night went like this:

Well.....  there was a problem.  Ken had bet Howie he could get to the restaurant faster.  Binx and JD had told the boys "none of that chit on vacation!"  The boys conveniently couldn't hear them.

So they got outside the hotel and, unfortunately for the local children, the only thing on the street were two tricycles.  Ken looks at Howie, Howie looks at Ken; and it's on.  There they go, bald and bibs pedaling for all they're worth down a Mexican sidewalk.  Pinatas knocked one way, taco stands destroyed another and a squad a Federales in chase behind them yelling "stop you stupid drunken gringos."  The cops weren't really annoyed yet, until the guy in the leather bibs yelled back "I ain't even really started drinking yet you slow pokes."

Back at the top of the hill Binx looks at Cheri and Cheri looks at Binx and, almost in unison, they both shrug their shoulders and say "Spa?"  And off they go washing their hands of the whole mess.

At the bottom of the hill (yes, of course there is a hill) is where it started getting weird.  One tricycle went out of control and destroyed a tshirt shop somehow managing to completely the remove the thirt worn by the proprietess in the process.  The other tricycle keeps going on downhill toward the beach as touristers and locals marvel at a scruffy creature with a beer in his hand wearing leather bibs going "Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!" and pedaling like a madman.

The cops gathered up Howie at the site of the tshirt shop devestation and now naked senorita but are concerned about potential diplomatic status because his own tshirt reads:

Don't F with Mr. Zero!
Moderator for a Day!

Down at the beach there's a crowd gathered thinking a new boardwalk attraction has suddenly opened.  Parents were placing their small happily coo-ing children on the heels of the new "rocking boot ride."  Seems Ken did a sand induced end-o, went over the bars and was buried head first in the beach.  Only thing showing was his bare leg exposed leather cut off beach bibs with his boots sticking out the end.  He thought it tickled when parents kept dropping peso coins down his pant legs for the kiddie rides.

Don
 
My fellow workers just came running to see whats going on in my office. Seems that a fat old guy was choking and laughing so hard he fell out of his chair and was rolling around on the floor with tears pouring out of his eyes.
One coworker tried to apply the heimlick(sp.) maneuver and was drenched in the tears, our manager thought I was having a heart attack and called EMS. All was well when EMS arrived on the scene until they read what was on my computer. Two more into convulsions. The office is a mess but it was worth it to read about Hoist and Ken and their first race of the week. I have a vivid picture of the race embedded in my mind.
I heard the wheels on the trikes were out of round and that caused the two mishaps.
Mike
 

[Boatman]

Don
 

I have a vivid picture of the race embedded in my mind.

Mike
 

Mike, this is definitely a thread where no pictures are needed.  Just trying to visualize it is good enough.

[iski]

I like stories that include nekkid senoritas & races!   

[amigo Jorge]

Mi amigo Don....you have a kind of super imagination......but my resources in Mexico confirmed me that this was a true scene.......


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[Talon]

Good one Don, I think that was from NiQuil flashbacks! 

Just hope Howie doesn't run into these guys!

[BLM777]

Don ..... After action debriefings indicate that Howie repaid his civil disobedience to the Federales by demonstrating cage avoidance while wearing his pac man outfit .....

[Twolanerider]

Mi amigo Don....you have a kind of super imagination......but my resources in Mexico confirmed me that this was a true scene.......


The Puerto Vallarta WebCam image above updates automatically every 60 seconds, if you hit reload it'll update too

Just took a look at the PV webcam Jorge.  Was after dark on the beach there now.  But in the glow of the lights from a beach side cantina you could see the reflection of Ken's pale white legs and feet sticking up out of the sand.  No doubt some kid had taken his boots during the day but there were children lined up to tickle the bottom of his feet.

[amigo Jorge]

Just took a look at the PV webcam Jorge.  Was after dark on the beach there now.  But in the glow of the lights from a beach side cantina you could see the reflection of Ken's pale white legs and feet sticking up out of the sand.  No doubt some kid had taken his boots during the day but there were children lined up to tickle the bottom of his feet.

  and Howie doing what?

[Twolanerider]

and Howie doing what?

It was really too frightening for me to describe here.  You'll just have to imagine his condition right after he told Binx about what the ticket cost for riding a tricycle twice the speed limit through a taco stand, tshirt shop and a young lady's bra .

[Keats]

Evening wear.
beach wear.
formal wear.