Liberal Media
A biker is riding his Harley by the zoo, when he sees a little girl
leaning into the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to
pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion
square on the nose with a powerful palm strike. Whimpering from the pain
the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her
terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A New York Times reporter witnessed the entire event.
The reporter addressing the biker says, "Sir, that was the most gallant
and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."
The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind
bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and I just did what I had to
do."
The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed.
I'm a journalist from the New York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper
will have this story on the front page. . . ."
After asking the biker his name and other routine questions the reporter
asks him
"So, what do you do for a living and what is your political affiliation?''
The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and a conservative Republican."
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads the headline on front page:
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
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