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Do you have  feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you  sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to  any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about White  Wine.

White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and  more confident about yourself and your actions.
White Wine can  help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that  you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will  notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately and with a  regimen of regular doses you can overcome any
obstacles that  prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness  and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover  many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start  living, with White Wine. White Wine may not be right for everyone.  Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use White  Wine.
However, women who wouldn't  mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try  it.

Side effects may  include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,  incarceration,  erotic lustfulness, loss of  motor control, loss of clothing,
loss of money, loss of  virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache,  dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire
to  sing Karaoke and  play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked  Twister.

WARNING:
The  consumption of White Wine may make you think you are whispering when  you are  not.
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WARNING:
The  consumption of White Wine is a major factor in dancing like an  idiot.
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WARNING:
The  consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell your friends over  and over again that you love  them.
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WARNING:
The  consumption of White Wine may cause you to think you can  sing.
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WARNING:
The  consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are  really dying for you to telephone them at four in the  morning.
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WARNING:
The  consumption of White Wine may make you think you can logically  converse with members of the opposite sex without  spitting.
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WARNING:
The  consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that you are  tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most  people.
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NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD  ACHIEVE WITH RED WINE!!!

[BAKRDS]

I prescribe margaretas myself.

[Admiral]

Beer works as well also.