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[icybay]

No kidding, this is a real event. And there will be a lot of great riding.


http://www.globalorgasm.org/

[Screamin]

I've marked it on my calendar. Now if I can only talk the wife into it.

I mean, what can it hurt??   

[Gettinold]

 

[miker]

Its my birthday then, hey I gotta shot...

[Twolanerider]

IGPI (Intergalactic Press International) -- The Planet Grandar Blan

Astronomers at the Capital Planet's Science Ministry today confirmed a most unusual event.  A planetary catastrophe at the third planet of the small sun HD883 in the Milky Way galaxy.  Planetary observations first began to suggest trouble when the small body began to exhibit an odd wobble against its primary rotational axis.  Astronomers first thought it was a relatively lower or rear axis guided steer situation common on all pre-09 designated planets.  This proved not to be the case, however, as the planet was later understood to be under attack by the primary animal form infesting it.

In what scientists are now saying was a mass religio-profane-pschotic incident our hidden monitoring sattelites recorded repetitive and nearly universal cries across all the languages of the primary life form.  All such utterances were nearly simultaneously crying out "oh God," "yes, do me" or one other profanity preceded instruction that galactic comity does not allow this Bureau to report here.

These actions and apparent mass psychoses were accompanied by planet wide conjoined thrusting motions or some sort of single animal mid body salute or self mutilation.  All this force exhibited by the planet's parastic host in near simultaneous rhythm was enough to throw the planet off its axis and cause its destruction.

[CVOJOE]

IGPI (Intergalactic Press International) -- The Planet Grandar Blan

Astronomers at the Capital Planet's Science Ministry today confirmed a most unusual event.  A planetary catastrophe at the third planet of the small sun HD883 in the Milky Way galaxy.  Planetary observations first began to suggest trouble when the small body began to exhibit an odd wobble against its primary rotational axis.  Astronomers first thought it was a relatively lower or rear axis guided steer situation common on all pre-09 designated planets.  This proved not to be the case, however, as the planet was later understood to be under attack by the primary animal form infesting it.

In what scientists are now saying was a mass religio-profane-pschotic incident our hidden monitoring sattelites recorded repetitive and nearly universal cries across all the languages of the primary life form.  All such utterances were nearly simultaneously crying out "oh God," "yes, do me" or one other profanity preceded instruction that galactic comity does not allow this Bureau to report here.

These actions and apparent mass psychoses were accompanied by planet wide conjoined thrusting motions or some sort of single animal mid body salute or self mutilation.  All this force exhibited by the planet's parastic host in near simultaneous rhythm was enough to throw the planet off its axis and cause its destruction.

 

[Twolanerider]

 

Sicko! 

[icybay]

Well I thought it was a worthy  event, and so did d00d!!

[Twolanerider]

Well I thought it was a worthy  event, and so did d00d!!

I believe it is.  And even if it did cause "the end of the world as we know it" I'd still feel fine.  After all, what a way to go .

[ccr]

I believe it is.  And even if it did cause "the end of the world as we know it" I'd still feel fine.  After all, what a way to go .

Where we going?

[BIGDOG]

IGPI (Intergalactic Press International) -- The Planet Grandar Blan

Astronomers at the Capital Planet's Science Ministry today confirmed a most unusual event.  A planetary catastrophe at the third planet of the small sun HD883 in the Milky Way galaxy.  Planetary observations first began to suggest trouble when the small body began to exhibit an odd wobble against its primary rotational axis.  Astronomers first thought it was a relatively lower or rear axis guided steer situation common on all pre-09 designated planets.  This proved not to be the case, however, as the planet was later understood to be under attack by the primary animal form infesting it.

In what scientists are now saying was a mass religio-profane-pschotic incident our hidden monitoring sattelites recorded repetitive and nearly universal cries across all the languages of the primary life form.  All such utterances were nearly simultaneously crying out "oh God," "yes, do me" or one other profanity preceded instruction that galactic comity does not allow this Bureau to report here.

These actions and apparent mass psychoses were accompanied by planet wide conjoined thrusting motions or some sort of single animal mid body salute or self mutilation.  All this force exhibited by the planet's parastic host in near simultaneous rhythm was enough to throw the planet off its axis and cause its destruction.

     WHAT !!!!!

[ccr]

     WHAT !!!!!

Who is doing what?
When?
With Whom?
Why?
And Where?

I am confused.   

[Screamin]

Who is doing what?
When?
With Whom?
Why?
And Where?

I am confused.   

WHO? All Men and Women, you and everyone you know.
WHAT?  Making sweet, sweet luv. 
WHERE? Everywhere in the world, but especially in countries with weapons of mass destruction and places where violence is used in place of mediation.
WITH WHOM?  My wife of course.
WHEN? December 21st, at 7:04 A.M. (EST)

WHY? To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spiritual energy.

Silly excuse to get laid. Why not? If timed right, I can begin @ 7 and be asleep by about 7:10.

[RedDevil]

Hmmmm, how do you achieve the Big "O" right at 4 mins after?   

   

[Twolanerider]

Where we going?

Albuquerque ?