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[Twolanerider]

Just read something very troubling off a wire feed.  Santa is a cruel bastard who puts tired worn out knocked up reindeer to hard labor.

Turns out that at Christmas the only reindeer that still have antlers are pregnant females.  Males and females that aren't pregnant don't keep their antlers that late in the year.

All the pictures I've seen always show Rudolph and Prancer and Blitzer and Whatsitsname and Howie and Donner and Dancer and Chaim and all the others with antlers.  So Santa is forcing knocked up tired worn out physically exhausted reindeer with incorrectly gendered names to fly around the world at very high mach numbers simply to satisfy his narcissistic needs for attention and glory. That bastard.

[Hoist!]

Just read something very troubling off a wire feed.  Santa is a cruel bastard who puts tired worn out knocked up reindeer to hard labor.

Turns out that at Christmas the only reindeer that still have antlers are pregnant females.  Males and females that aren't pregnant don't keep their antlers that late in the year.

All the pictures I've seen always show Rudolph and Prancer and Blitzer and Whatsitsname and Howie and Donner and Dancer and Chaim and all the others with antlers.  So Santa is forcing knocked up tired worn out physically exhausted reindeer with incorrectly gendered names to fly around the world at very high mach numbers simply to satisfy his narcissistic needs for attention and glory. That bastard.

Oy Vey!!!

Hoist!

[MIKEYTEE]

 
Santa should be brought up on charges, cruelty to animals. I have notified the authorities at the North Pole, and they assured me they will look into the complaint.   However, due to the holidays, it may be after the first of the year before they get to it!
Should have known!
Mike
 

[SPIDERMAN]

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen
Comet, Cupid, Donner , Blitzen

Who'd of thunk those were all girls name s

And Rudolph ?   Don't even go there or every butch lesbian in the world will start calling themselves that

B B

[Hoist!]

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen
Comet, Cupid, Donner , Blitzen

Who'd of thunk those were all girls name s

And Rudolph ?   Don't even go there or every butch lesbian in the world will start calling themselves that

B B

Now there ya go offending butch lesbians!





















(I won't report it though!)

Hoist!

[SPIDERMAN]

Now there ya go offending butch lesbians!

Well let em eat pie if they don't like it 

B B





















(I won't report it though!)

Hoist!

[Twolanerider]

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen
Comet, Cupid, Donner , Blitzen

Who'd of thunk those were all girls names

And Rudolph ?   Don't even go there or every butch lesbian in the world will start calling themselves that

B B

Rudolph was Gerald Ford's middle name . 

It's gotta suck to be President of the United States and still catch chit for being named after a knocked up Reindeer with a blinky nose.

[BIGDOG]

I have terrible news

[SPIDERMAN]

I have terrible news

Maybe she's not joking about being Sarah plain and simple. That rifle doesn't look to be a Super Grade like mine. I think it's just a standard grade

B B

[BIGDOG]

Maybe she's not joking about being Sarah plain and simple. That rifle doesn't look to be a Super Grade like mine. I think it's just a standard grade

B B

Your looking at the gun , you sick bas---d!

[SPIDERMAN]

Your looking at the gun , you sick bas---d!

BIGDOG
            I don't care if Pam Anderson is standing buck naked in front of you if she's got a gun, you look at the gun. If you're Daddy didn't teach you that, I expect to read a sad tale some day of how your voice suddenly went up three octaves.

B B

[BIGDOG]

BIGDOG
            I don't care if Pam Anderson is standing buck naked in front of you if she's got a gun, you look at the gun. If you're Daddy didn't teach you that, I expect to read a sad tale some day of how your voice suddenly went up three octaves.

B B

If Pam Anderson was buck naked in front of me she better worry about the gun I'm holding

[Fired00d]

BIGDOG
            I don't care if Pam Anderson is standing buck naked in front of you if she's got a gun, you look at the gun. If you're Daddy didn't teach you that, I expect to read a sad tale some day of how your voice suddenly went up three octaves.

B B

So very true.... Reminds me of a story a coworker told me. When he was younger and out doing things he shouldn't have been and his wife found out about them she confronted him w/one of his shotguns threatening to end his life. He looked at her and the shell she had in her hand (rifle shell) laughed and told her to go ahead and do it. She shucked the shell and it rolled down the barrel and out the end as he was

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

[Twolanerider]

I have terrible news

Nearly busted something when I saw that.  Printing it out full page.  Tomorrow evening will be with my niece at a thing where several other same aged kids will be.  I'm gonna tell those five year olds a reindeer story.... 

[Fired00d]

Nearly busted something when I saw that.  Printing it out full page.  Tomorrow evening will be with my niece at a thing where several other same aged kids will be.  I'm gonna tell those five year olds a reindeer story.... 

Cruel, cruel man you are.

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d