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Them Wimmens is Some Powerful Peoples!
« on: December 22, 2008, 11:07:35 AM »
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of chit.

Received this from Binx. Must be a message in there somewhere, I just can't find it!!! ::) :o :nixweiss: :D ;)

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Re: Them Wimmens is Some Powerful Peoples!
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2008, 11:10:59 AM »
Quote from: Hoist! on December 22, 2008, 11:07:35 AM
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of chit.

Received this from Binx. Must be a message in there somewhere, I just can't find it!!! ::) :o :nixweiss: :D ;)

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Re: Them Wimmens is Some Powerful Peoples!
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2008, 11:12:27 AM »
Quote from: Fired00d on December 22, 2008, 11:10:59 AM
Come on Howie............




















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Re: Them Wimmens is Some Powerful Peoples!
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2008, 11:14:07 AM »
Quote from: Hoist! on December 22, 2008, 11:12:27 AM
Damn Gary, I must be S L O W today!!! ::) :P ;D ;D ;D ;)

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Re: Them Wimmens is Some Powerful Peoples!
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2008, 01:51:11 PM »
DOH! 
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Re: Them Wimmens is Some Powerful Peoples!
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2008, 02:17:27 PM »
Very Funny  :coolblue:
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Re: Them Wimmens is Some Powerful Peoples!
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2008, 05:39:40 PM »
Howie!
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Re: Them Wimmens is Some Powerful Peoples!
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2008, 07:40:30 PM »
That all seems to be true. However I think I have thought of one thing they can shrink if given the opportunity. The BANK ACCOUNT. :nervous:KB
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Re: Them Wimmens is Some Powerful Peoples!
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2008, 08:49:18 PM »
Quote from: kb on December 22, 2008, 07:40:30 PM
That all seems to be true. However I think I have thought of one thing they can shrink if given the opportunity. The BANK ACCOUNT. :nervous:KB

That's reason enough to keep seperate accounts.
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Re: Them Wimmens is Some Powerful Peoples!
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2008, 09:27:24 PM »
Quote from: Hoist! on December 22, 2008, 11:12:27 AM
Damn Gary, I must be S L O W today!!! ::) :P ;D ;D ;D ;)

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 :ROFLOL:  That there was funnier than the original post! :huepfenlol2: :drink: :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Them Wimmens is Some Powerful Peoples!
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2008, 05:14:58 AM »
Quote from: Hoist! on December 22, 2008, 11:07:35 AM
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of chit.

Received this from Binx. Must be a message in there somewhere, I just can't find it!!! ::) :o :nixweiss: :D ;)

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What happens if you give them the credit card??
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Re: Them Wimmens is Some Powerful Peoples!
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2008, 08:54:16 AM »
Quote from: Louis on December 23, 2008, 05:14:58 AM
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What happens if you give them the credit card??
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Re: Them Wimmens is Some Powerful Peoples!
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2008, 09:00:10 AM »
Quote from: Louis on December 23, 2008, 05:14:58 AM
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What happens if you give them the credit card??
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Louis,  If your wife needs help on what to do with the credit card, I will humbly volunteer to help out.  I mean, what are friends for, right?
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Re: Them Wimmens is Some Powerful Peoples!
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2008, 10:16:04 AM »
Quote from: Mrs.We on December 23, 2008, 09:00:10 AM
Louis,  If your wife needs help on what to do with the credit card, I will humbly volunteer to help out.  I mean, what are friends for, right?
Thank you for the gracious offer. Fortunately my question was rather scientific, as she has her own cards and I do not really know what she does with them, but she seems to be quite happy.
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Re: Them Wimmens is Some Powerful Peoples!
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2008, 12:39:43 PM »
my wife^s credit cards r always to the limit,

she confused me once when just b4 going on holidays she told me she must load some money onto her credit card so she can draw some out while on holidays.......hhhmmmmm    good job she has her own cards
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