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Creative Writing Exercise
« on: December 31, 2008, 10:32:41 AM »

Here's an example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix:
The professor told his class one day: "Today we will experiment with a new
 form called the tandem story. The process is simple.
Each person will pairoff with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. Youwill e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me.
Thepartner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to thestory and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first person
 will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth.
Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and anything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached."
The following was actually turned in by two of his English students: Rebecca and Gary.

THE STORY:
(first paragraph by Rebecca)
At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The
 chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now
 reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he
 liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off
 Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too
 much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the
 question.
(second paragraph by Gary)
Meanwhile, Captain - Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now
 in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the
 neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had
 spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he
 said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No sign
 of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam
 flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The
 jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the
 cockpit.
(Rebecca)
He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one
 last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever
 had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless
 hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law
 Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspaper to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully.
(Gary)
Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of
 miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its
 lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the
 Unilateral Aerospace disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth
 a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to
 destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the
 Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to
 pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly
 initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the
 atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret mobile submarine
 headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the
 inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid, Laurie and 85 million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the conference table. "We can't allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty! Let's blow 'em out of the sky!"
(Rebecca)
This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing
 partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent.
(Gary)
Yeah? Well, my writing partner is a self-centered tedious neurotic whose
 attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh, shall I have
 chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F--KING TEA??? Oh no, what am I to do? I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels!"
(Rebecca)
A--hole.
(Gary)
B--ch
(Rebecca)
F__K YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!
(Gary)
Go drink some tea - whore.
(TEACHER)
A+ - I really liked this one
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Re: Creative Writing Exercise
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2008, 02:01:20 PM »

I'll have to give this one an A+ as well. ;D
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