> > To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
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> > 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
> > Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
> >
> > 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
> >
> > 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries
> > with that.
> >
> > 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten
> > Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
> >
> > 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
> >
> > 6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
> >
> > 7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
> >
> > 8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
> >
> > 9. Sing Along At The Opera.
> >
> > 10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
> > Because You have a headache.
> >
> > 11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
> >
> > 12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling
> > 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!
>
> > 13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
> > Have To Let One Of You Go.'
> >
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