And someone paid the lobyyist to do so .... !
Ride safely,
Louis
Have to wonder if the thing of the month idea would work better the same way fortune cookies do? If you add "in bed" to the end of whatever it says. Try a few.
Bath Safety Month In Bed (ok, sponge with a friend?)
Birth Defects Prevention Month In Bed (would come from a condom lobbyist)
Blood Donor Month In Bed (creepy vampire lobby?)
Book Blitz Month In Bed (Read with a friend!)
Careers in Cosmetology Month In Bed (play with body paints?)
Cervical Health Awareness Month In Bed (something to do with examinations?)
Clown Month In Bed (that's just weird and creepy)
Crime Stoppers Month In Bed (I got nothin' for this one)
Coffee Gourmet Month In Bed (this one works)
Diet Month, Fat-Free Living Month, Lose Weight & Feel Great Month In Bed (room service?)
Eye Health Care Month In Bed (depends on what you're looking at)
Fiber Focus Month In Bed (that's creepy too)
Hobby Month In Bed (yeah baby!)
Human Resource Month In Bed (being resourceful is good)
Letter Writing Month In Bed (this works too)
Oatmeal Month In Bed (messy is good, but do it in a rented room to save the cleanup at home)
Poverty in America Month In Bed (ok, this is just wrong)
Prune Breakfast Month In Bed (can't write what was the first thought for this one)
Radio Month In Bed (listen to the game!)
Retail Bakers Month In Bed (see oatmeal above)
School Board Month In Bed (ewwwwwww)
Soup Month In Bed (see oatmeal and baked goods above, getting a well rounded meal now though)
Stamp Collectors Month In Bed (could be fun, depending on where you stick them)
Tea Month In Bed (oatmeal, etc)
Thyroid Disease Awareness Month In Bed (got nothin')
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Topic: January Monthly Observances! (Read 1223 times)