An Irish woman of advanced age visited her
physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's
libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor.
'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'.
It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee.
He won't even taste it.
Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know
how things went..'
It wasn't a week later when she called the
doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus
and begorrah!
T'was horrid!
Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in
his coffee and the effect was almost immediate.
He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye
and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!
With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and
tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to
tatters and took me then and there passionately on
the tabletop!
It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute
nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, '
Do you mean the sex your husband provided
wasn't good?'
'Freakin' jaysus, 'twas the best sex
I've had in 25 years!
But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll
never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!
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