An old cowboy
sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of
coffee.
As he sat
sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next
to him.
She turned to
the cowboy and asked, ''Are you a real
cowboy?''
He replied,
''Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts,
working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences,
pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves,
cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on
tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a
cowboy.''
She said, ''I'm
a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about
women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I
think about women. When I shower, I think about
women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I
even think about women when I eat. It seems that
everything makes me think of
women.''
The two sat
sipping in silence.
A little while
later, a man sat down on the other side of the
old cowboy and asked, ''Are you a real
cowboy?''
He replied, ''I
always thought I was, but I just found out that
I'm a lesbian.''
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