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Turner Brown
« on: February 06, 2009, 10:52:34 AM »






Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."


 
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"


 
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.....I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weighs 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.."


 
The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around." 

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Re: Turner Brown
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2009, 11:04:28 AM »
:ROFLOL:

Reminds me of another, somewhat similar joke about a new recruit to the Air Force who's out for his first jump with his Drill Sargeant.

The recruit shares with one of his buddies that he was last in line for his first jump and was just too frightened to step out of the plane. His Drill Sargeant, a man of the same epic proportions as Turner Brown, threatened to have his way with the recruit if he didn't jump.

The recruit's buddy asks, "Well?!?!? Did you jump?"

To which the recruit replies, "At first, just a little..."
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