Harley Davidson, feeling it was time for a shake-up,
> hired a new CEO.
> > The new boss was determined to rid the company of all
> slackers.
> > On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy
> leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to
> let them know that he meant business.
> > He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and
> asked, "How much money do you make a week?"
> > A little surprised, the young man looked at him and
> replied, "I make $400 a week. Why?"
> > The CEO then hands the guy $1,600 in cash and screams,
> "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come
> back!"
> > Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked
> around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that
> f***ing slacker did here?"
> > From across the room came a voice: He's the Pizza
> delivery guy from Domino's."