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[trot]

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. 


 
 

 

 

 


As Ben Franklin said:


'In wine there is wisdom.
In beer there is freedom
In water there is bacteria.'




In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.


 




However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.


 





Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of chit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service.



 
 

 

 



 

 

 

[twincamscreamer]

Why Thank you very much for the public service Trot.  I never knew what was in all that water I drink everyday...Guess I better switch to something else since I am already full of chit.