One of my firends sent me this one
Obituary
Common Sense
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common
Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he
was since his birth records were long ago lost in Bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable
lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets
the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies
(don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults,
not children are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well
intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a
six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a class mate;
teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher
fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for
doing the job they themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly
children. It declined even further when schools were required to get
parental consent to administer Aspirin, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a
student; but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and
wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments
became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better
treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend
yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for
assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a
woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a
little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth
and Trust; his wife,Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son,
Reason.
He is survived by three stepbrothers;
I Know My Rights,
Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm a Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
Author unknown
Author
Topic: Obiturary for COMMON SENSE (Read 819 times)