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The Mental Test
« on: March 04, 2009, 04:06:34 PM »
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at ourself from time to time, and this should help get us started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No," said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug."

Do you want a room with or without a view?


(I failed the test as well....... :nixweiss:)
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Re: The Mental Test
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2009, 11:15:50 PM »
sweet    :2vrolijk_21: :D :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3:
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Re: The Mental Test
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2009, 07:54:57 AM »
   with a view please.
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Re: The Mental Test
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2009, 10:10:11 PM »
oh, give me the bucket :orange:  I need a place to live.
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Re: The Mental Test
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2009, 10:20:19 PM »
Pretty much sums it up when I tell you that I had heard the story before but couldn't remember the "gotcha"...  All I ask for is clean linens...

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