A little boy comes home from school one afternoon and notices a strange car parked at the curb. He goes inside and his Mom is on the couch making love to a stranger. Quickly he ducks into the closet so they don't see him. A few minutes later, his Dad comes home early and the stranger quickly gets into the same closet with the little boy.
A few seconds later the boy says "Dark in here, isn't it?
The man replies "Why yes, it is.."
The boy says "I have a baseball.."
The man says "You do?"
The boy says "it's for sale..."
The man says "How much?"
The boy says "Fifty bucks.. "
The man thinks for a moment and quickly shells out the payment. A few days later, the boy comes home and sees the same car parked at the curb. He goes in the house and there is Mon and the man again, so he gets into the closet. Sure enough the Dad comes home early agan and the stranger gets into the closet.
A few seconds later the boy says "Dark in here, isn't it?
The man replies "Why yes, it is.."
The boy says "I have a baseball glove.."
The msn says "You do?"
The boy says "it's for sale..."
The man says "How much?"
The boy says "A hundred bucks.. "
The stranger compalins fror a few seconds while counting out the money. In the meantime, the Mom has got Dad out of the room so the stranger can make his escape. The Dad goes to the little boy and suggest they go outside and play ball. The boy says "Sorry Dad, but I sold my baseball and glove to some stranger." The dad asks for how much and the boy says "$150". The Dad is furious and tells the boy he shouldn't cheat people out of thier money. For his punishment, he is going to church and confess his wrong doing.
The boy enters the confessional and sits down without saying a word. A few minutes later the boy says "Dark in here, isn't it?" The voice for the other side of the curtain says "Don't start that crap!!."
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