The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert,
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
" Kemo Sabe, look towards the sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, " I see millions of stars".
" What that tell you?" ashed Tonto.
The Lome Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
" Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions
of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tell me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approxamatley a quarter
past three in the morning.
Thealogically, the Lord is all powerful and we are
small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow.
" Whats it tell you, Tonto? "
" You dumber than buffalo chit,
It means someone stole the tent!
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