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The half wit
« on: March 23, 2009, 12:45:27 PM »
 
THE  HALF-WIT
A man owned a  small farm in West Virginia. 
The West Virginia Wage &  Hour Department claimed
he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an
agent out to interview him.  "I need a  list of your employees
and their wages," demanded the  agent.
"Well,"  replied the farmer, "There's my farm hand who's been with me
for  3 years.  I pay him $200.00 a week plus free room and  board.
The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her  $150.00 a week
plus free room and board.
Then there's the  half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does
about 90%  of all the work.  He makes $10.00 per week, pays his
own  room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday 
night. He also sleeps with my wife on  occasion."
"That's the  guy I want to talk to--the
half-wit," says the  agent.
"That would  be me," replied the farmer!
 
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Wut the hell was that maneuver

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Re: The half wit
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2009, 12:58:26 PM »
Touchè!!!
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Re: The half wit
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2009, 01:04:44 PM »
Everyone elected to goverment office should have to be Self Employed (sucessfully ) for 10 years prior--AK
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Re: The half wit
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2009, 03:24:27 PM »
Quote from: ak on March 23, 2009, 01:04:44 PM
Everyone elected to goverment office should have to be Self Employed (sucessfully ) for 10 years prior--AK

There was a time early in the history of the United States where a person could not vote, much less hold public office, unless they were a land owner. In that time, owning land meant you had been pretty successful at something business-related.

These days, we let anyone and everyone vote and hold public offices.
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