>> IRISH SAUSAGES
>>
>> Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have
>> a lot of money between them, they could only raise the
>> staggering sum of one Euro.
>>
>> Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
>>
>> He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out
>> with one large sausage.
>>
>> Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any
>> money left at all!'
>>
>> Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow
>> me.'
>>
>> He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints
>> of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
>>
>> Seamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how
>> much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any
>> money!!'
>>
>> Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have
>> a plan. Cheers!'
>>
>> They downed their drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll
>> stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your
>> knees and put it in your mouth.'
>>
>> The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
>>
>> They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more
>> drunk, all for free.
>>
>> At the tenth pub Seamus said 'Murphy - I don't
>> think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees
>> are killing me!'
>>
>> Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't
>> even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.'
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