A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because
she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see
if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a
ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will
stop snoring. 'Yeah right!' she says. A few minutes after
going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual.
The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep.
Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of
Red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles.
Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is
amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk
from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed,
falls asleep and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe
the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to
the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon
and ties it around her husband's testicles.
Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman
sleeps soundly.
The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and
stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in
front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a
blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks
back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon
attached to his dog's testicles.
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and
whispers,
'I don't know where we were .... or what we did ...
but, by God ... We took First and Second place.'
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Topic: Snoring problem (Read 567 times)