3 blondes died & found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented.
The 1st blonde said: "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast & we give thanks & eat turkey." St. Peter said, "No," & wouldn't let her in through the Pearly Gates.
The 2nd blonde said: "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth & exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "No," and he wouldn't let her into heaven either.
The 3rd blonde said she knew what Easter was, & St.. Peter said, "So, tell me." She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with his disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, & the Romans arrested Him. The Romans crucified Jesus on the cross & eventually He died. He was buried in a tomb behind a very large boulder."
St. Peter said, "Very good!" Then the blonde continued: "Now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder & Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we will have 6 more weeks of hockey." St. Peter fainted.
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