1. Everyone has a photographic memory.
Some just don't have film.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
5. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
6. Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.
7. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
9. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
10. If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
11. The 50-50-90 rule:
Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right,
there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
12. If you line up all the cars in the world end to end,
someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
13. You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
14. Three out of four people make up 75% of the world's population.
15. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
16. The things that come to those who wait may be the things left
by those who got there first.
17. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
18. Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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