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[Unbalanced]

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to
make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is
going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all;
right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt
still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all
About?'

She explained…

'The egg timer's broken.'

[miker]

Bwaa haaa...eggzcellent!

[Wrongway]

 Now you know Donna's story!

[RickC]

This one honestly made me LOL!

[SERK3]

 

[BG]