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Mohammed
« on: May 22, 2009, 10:37:38 AM »

A Moslem has died and has arrived in Heaven. He is very excited as, all
his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.
'Are you Mohammed?' he asks,
'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up'
And he points him to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbed the ladder
in great strides.
He meets another bearded man.
Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'
'No, I am Jesus. Mohammed is higher up still' Mohammed higher than Jesus!
The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever
higher.
Once again, he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:
'Are you Mohammed?'
'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still' Exhausted but with heart full
of joy, he continues to climb the ladder and, yet again, he meets a man
with a beard.
'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps, as he is by now totally out of breath from
all his climbing.
'No, my son. I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a coffee?'
'Yes please, my Lord'
God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out:
'Mohammed, two coffees please.'

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Re: Mohammed
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2009, 07:44:24 PM »

So you think this is funny? Making fun of profits or god’s messengers.
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Re: Mohammed
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2009, 07:49:46 PM »

I thought It was funny  ;D
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Re: Mohammed
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2009, 11:33:21 PM »

So you think this is funny? Making fun of profits or god’s messengers.


It was absolutely frickin hilarious!!!!   If you weren't laughing you need to go figure out what life is all about!  We all end up in the SAME SPOT.  How you get there is what matters.  Period.  As a famous fellow once said-"Thus endeth the lesson."
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Re: Mohammed
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2009, 08:08:13 AM »

Lighten up dude!  I'm still laughing.
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Re: Mohammed
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2009, 08:49:47 AM »

Too funny!!!
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Re: Mohammed
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2009, 09:03:05 AM »

"Thus endeth the lesson."

Well put arcticdude, well put! Funny, funny joke.  :huepfenjump3:  We all need to step back and look at the forest not just the trees sometimes. Without the distraction of humor, life would........Suck!  :nervous:
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Re: Mohammed
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2009, 03:17:59 PM »

THey have 7 11's in heaven?
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Re: Mohammed
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2009, 02:55:15 PM »

 :huepfenjump3: :vrolijk_24: :multi:

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Re: Mohammed
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2009, 02:58:40 PM »

So you think this is funny? Making fun of profits or god’s messengers.

I think this was his own sense of humor coming out.  If he was serious, he would have written 'prophet'.... :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Mohammed
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2009, 06:52:26 PM »

So you think this is funny? Making fun of profits or god’s messengers.

Did you mean PROPHET:nixweiss:   :oops:
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Re: Mohammed
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2009, 03:56:27 PM »

now thats was funny
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Re: Mohammed
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2009, 10:24:36 PM »

The spelling just makes it that much funnier-   est.   :D
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Re: Mohammed
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2009, 02:25:20 PM »

 :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Mohammed
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2009, 02:35:34 PM »

So you think this is funny? Making fun of profits or god’s messengers.

yeah, cause they would never do that to us...just lope our heads off

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