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[Eqcons]

A Moslem has died and has arrived in Heaven. He is very excited as, all
his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.
'Are you Mohammed?' he asks,
'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up'
And he points him to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbed the ladder
in great strides.
He meets another bearded man.
Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'
'No, I am Jesus. Mohammed is higher up still' Mohammed higher than Jesus!
The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever
higher.
Once again, he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:
'Are you Mohammed?'
'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still' Exhausted but with heart full
of joy, he continues to climb the ladder and, yet again, he meets a man
with a beard.
'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps, as he is by now totally out of breath from
all his climbing.
'No, my son. I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a coffee?'
'Yes please, my Lord'
God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out:
'Mohammed, two coffees please.'

[bigton1]

So you think this is funny? Making fun of profits or god’s messengers.

[dufus]

I thought It was funny 

[arcticdude]

So you think this is funny? Making fun of profits or god’s messengers.

It was absolutely frickin hilarious!!!!   If you weren't laughing you need to go figure out what life is all about!  We all end up in the SAME SPOT.  How you get there is what matters.  Period.  As a famous fellow once said-"Thus endeth the lesson."

[HDBaggerDave]

Lighten up dude!  I'm still laughing.

[B u d d y]

Too funny!!!

[Ditch]

"Thus endeth the lesson."

Well put arcticdude, well put! Funny, funny joke.    We all need to step back and look at the forest not just the trees sometimes. Without the distraction of humor, life would........Suck! 

[MUFFMAN]

THey have 7 11's in heaven?

[CVOJOE]

 

[BigLew55]

So you think this is funny? Making fun of profits or god’s messengers.

I think this was his own sense of humor coming out.  If he was serious, he would have written 'prophet'....

[dufus]

So you think this is funny? Making fun of profits or god’s messengers.

Did you mean PROPHET?     

[dp38sc]

now thats was funny

[Coolbreeze]

The spelling just makes it that much funnier-   est.   

[Webb]

 

[Sean M Cary]

So you think this is funny? Making fun of profits or god’s messengers.

yeah, cause they would never do that to us...just lope our heads off